Petrol V’s Pampers

The good thing about being on a site near Warwick is that you can walk into town on a Sunday morning and be sat in Costa’s slurping Latte within 5 minutes. The other good thing is very nice cars. People here are a little more ‘well healed’ shall we say, so you get to watch such awesome delights as a Nissan GT-R driving up the street by which point I am melting in my seat. Sadly the drivers of such beauties are always men of a certain age and obviously only driving gorgeous knicker wetting cars because they wish to a) Brag about their wealth and/or b) Make up for something they’re lacking elsewhere. If – and it’s a big IF, I ever have enough money to buy the much dreamed about Ford Mustang/Maserati/Mercedes SLS AMG or Nissan GT-R, then I want a photographer to follow me around and capture the expressions on the faces of the smug, male middle-aged when a female gets out of the driver’s seat. In fact I would drive around and park up just for the hell of it. We all know that men don’t think women capable of driving anything bigger than a Ford Ka or a brat carrier that you can fit a family of 6 into + several pushchairs and nappy changing kits. It of course mustn’t have an engine bigger than a 1.4 or else the poor girl will never cope with all of that power!! Thank god some of us were put on this planet to do something other than breed and lead a life of domestic drudgery. Give me a growling V8 engine over a whiny child any day. Far more fun when you put your foot down and I’d rather clean up oil spills than baby poo or puke.

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About travellingninjas3

Scarlet haired veggie/coeliac/tattooed/charity shop loving rebel sold everything to take to the road with 3 Yorkies in a campervan to discover the meaning of life & blog about it. It all went well for 18 months but then a flippin bloke walked into my life and turned it upside down so now the travelling has come to a halt but I still live in the van but in a field - marvellous :o)
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