Driven to Distraction

You know what. Living in a space 25ft by 7ft with Dementia Dog probably wasn’t the brightest decision I ever made. In fact if I was living in this space with a demented Granny who made the same amount of mess and paced for hours on end I’d be standing over her right now ready to smother her withered old face with a pillow. My floor is covered yet again with Ninja sized wet paw prints from the aforementioned standing/paddling in the water bowl and there is dry dog food scattered far and wide from where she’s tipped the bowl up to dig at the contents. Same goes for the dish of wet dog food and ham.  Under normal living conditions I’d either retire to my upstairs bedroom with a bottle of Valium/vodka or be at the top of the garden freezing my arse off and smoking a fag – I don’t smoke btw but this could drive me to anything.

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About travellingninjas3

Scarlet haired veggie/coeliac/tattooed/charity shop loving rebel sold everything to take to the road with 3 Yorkies in a campervan to discover the meaning of life & blog about it. It all went well for 18 months but then a flippin bloke walked into my life and turned it upside down so now the travelling has come to a halt but I still live in the van but in a field - marvellous :o)
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