Flat cap and a whippet

I must admit when I applied for the 8 or 9 campsite jobs that seemed to tick all of the required boxes, I didn’t really pay much attention to whereabouts in the UK they were.  This explains why I will be driving the circus freak show up to the Yorkshire Dales in the same week that I’ll be driving down to Maidenhead for 2 interviews and then 3 Interpol gigs. After displaying a lot of enthusiasm about meeting me (why?) I’m just hoping the woman up north isn’t put off by my admission that I have scarlet hair. Let’s face it, I’m not going to drive 150 miles just to be met by that good old stalwart of ‘Britishness’ am I? Oh My God she has red hair, tattoos and a pierced nose therefore she must eat children and sacrifice cats naked by the full moon. You can’t be too careful these days. Maybe I should tell her I’m a prolific knitter to soften the blow?

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About travellingninjas3

Scarlet haired veggie/coeliac/tattooed/charity shop loving rebel sold everything to take to the road with 3 Yorkies in a campervan to discover the meaning of life & blog about it. It all went well for 18 months but then a flippin bloke walked into my life and turned it upside down so now the travelling has come to a halt but I still live in the van but in a field - marvellous :o)
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