Most people who know me well also know that I have no desire to be a ‘regular’ person. After 4 months of being blonde I decided to turn the grotty campsite showers into what resembled a slaughter house and dye my locks red for Interpol (to make it easier for Paul Banks to spot me in a crowd) – bright scarlet red to be exact. I love the colour which could be a problem as I came out here with 5 bottles of purple and a few dregs of various red shades – typical woman.
Anyway, I’d already come to the conclusion that Austrian’s – the Viennese in particular are an odd lot but my un-natural locks seem to have thrown them into turmoil and that’s just in the vicinity of the campsite. I suggest that those driving keep their eyes on the road and not on my head. I’m not being cited as the cause of a RTA. It’s hair people that just happens to be the same shade as a fire engine. Get over it, it’s not like I have a snake on my head.