During my midnight walk with the dogs we saw a truly horrendous sight. A caravan parked up near the topiary tent had what I can only describe as flagpole which resembled an airport landing strip! There were blue lights twinkling up and down the length of it at a rate of knots. What are they trying to do – attract alien craft to this site? I will breathe a sigh of relief when Monday arrives and all of the gobby Chavs and their offspring crawl off back to the hole they came from.
I’ve been chatting to a couple parked nearby who also have a motorhome and they’ve been a mine of information and advice. Todays gem will stay at the forefront of my brain. ‘When in Spain do not camp overnight in motorway service station Aires’ – why you may ask? ‘Because Prostitutes in Spain drive around in campervans servicing the lorry drivers’ so as a lone female they may think I’m there to offer my services ! I did say I wanted to do some seasonal work but being a Layby Lil wasn’t quite what I had in mind.